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Chocolate "rules" ...
If you get melted chocolate
all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all
count as fruit, so you can eat as many as you want.
Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It will take the edge off your
appetite, and you will eat less.
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But
if you can't eat all your chocolate, it may be a sign of a deeper
problem.
Store your chocolate on top of the refrigerator. Calories are afraid of
heights and will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate make a balanced
diet.
The preservatives in chocolate will make you look younger.
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control-top pantyhose
and an entire garment industry would be out of business.
A nice box of chocolate provides your total intake of calories in one
place. Isn't that handy?
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That
way, at least you will get one thing done.
Question: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Answer: Because no one wants to quit. (eating chocolate)
Problem: How do you get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in
a hot car?
Solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

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